乙巳年伊始，万物复苏又到了动物繁殖的季节，空气中弥漫着荷尔蒙的味道。某日午后无聊拨弄着“遥遥领先”，熟悉的VX提示音带来一条未读信息。打开信息那熟悉的“亲”映入眼帘，节后已回无锡。仿佛接头暗号般，虎躯一震，三两步立马驱车赶到熟悉的地点，三长两短叩开铁门。一名着睡衣之少妇点点头，机警的回头看了眼门后，随即关上铁门。微微一笑百媚生，翘臀一摸骨酥麻。此妇，不惑之年，单人独居；身材娇小，盘子一般；熟女风韵，酥胸翘臀。小狼立刻啃了一口脖颈，逗得此妇娇羞不止。入里屋，宽衣解带，拥被而卧。此妇口中诉说着近年物价飞涨，黄金狂飙的琐事，手中不停拨弄着“小狼”的二弟，瞬时二弟已挺枪立马。“小狼”翻身上马，唇也未停，吸住了胸间两粒黑葡萄，轮流舔咬一番，遥看黑森林中一汪清泉淌出，“小狼”知此妇兴趣劲已达。但闻“噗呲”一声，二弟随声没入，左冲右突，一阵策马冲杀。此间但闻冲刺声、嬉笑声、呻吟声此起彼伏，“小狼”速度放缓，九浅一深，犹如雨后滋润；此妇双目微闭，气喘吁吁，娇声不绝于耳，恍惚间已与此妇大战三百回合。此妇“嗯啊呜吁哦哈呵”不由引得“小狼”雄心万丈，将此妇翻转B面打桩，“老汉狂推车”换成“动物最原始”，此乃最佳冲杀之势，次次均顶最深之处，把把均达最爽之巅。“小狼”豪情万丈，如此空前之战况让此妇爽得头昏目眩。然万千子孙蓬勃而出之时，一句“待从头，收复旧山河朝天阙”终让“小狼”提枪落马，进入贤者模式。

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